Our sacred principle of faith:
Thou shalt not give up drinking beer with thy friends just to stay home "because something might still happen with the woman tonight"β¦
Instead, we celebrate freedom, fellowship, and cold beer β in honest brotherhood, without emotional blackmail or false hope.
If you too would like to be part of our faith community,
send us a message at:
freedom@church-of-vaginal-independence.com
All of God's creatures are welcome here who wish to free themselves from the self-imposed vaginal constraints.
Amen.